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Campaign for Real Football Hall of Shame: Kader Keita

by sheps 23:08, 20 June 2010 | 5, (1 vote) 1 1277071728

Hall of Shame #2: Kader Keita

Dear Mr Abdul Kader Keita,

Tonight, as you know, you played in a World Cup group game versus Brazil. You got, to be honest, played off the park. And you lost. 3-1 was a let off to be honest.

But that's not why I'm writing to you. Towards the end of the game, you had, shall we say, an altercation with Kaka. Now, everyone kind of dislikes him. He has this annoying self righteousness about him, and apart from one Champions League campaign, he hasn't really done anything of note.

However, in response to his moving of an arm slowly towards you, you fell down as though in jealously that he has a more stupid name than you, clutching your silly little face in the process. Which was nowhere near his hand.

I wonder how you would respond if you were in a boxing ring and your opponent smacked you in the face?

You need reminding that the game that you are paid inane amounts of money to play is called "football". That means, you kick a football...