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Campaign for Real Football Hall of Shame: Kader Keita

by sheps 23:08, 20 June 2010 | 5, (1 vote) 1 1277071728

Hall of Shame #2: Kader Keita

Dear Mr Abdul Kader Keita,

Tonight, as you know, you played in a World Cup group game versus Brazil. You got, to be honest, played off the park. And you lost. 3-1 was a let off to be honest.

But that's not why I'm writing to you. Towards the end of the game, you had, shall we say, an altercation with Kaka. Now, everyone kind of dislikes him. He has this annoying self righteousness about him, and apart from one Champions League campaign, he hasn't really done anything of note.

However, in response to his moving of an arm slowly towards you, you fell down as though in jealously that he has a more stupid name than you, clutching your silly little face in the process. Which was nowhere near his hand.

I wonder how you would respond if you were in a boxing ring and your opponent smacked you in the face?

You need reminding that the game that you are paid inane amounts of money to play is called "football". That means, you kick a football...

Campaign for Real Football Hall of Shame: Sergio Busquets

by sheps 21:00, 28 April 2010 | ?, (0 votes) 1 1272484801

There is too much diving, exaggeration, cheating and misdirection going on in the sport we love.

It is time to reclaim football and let these "sportsmen" know that to make a specific effort to get a fellow professional red carded is unacceptable and comes with consequences.

Following tonight's incident in the Champions' League semi final, the first member of the hall of shame...

Hall of Shame # 1: Sergio Busquets

Thiago Motta, your former team mate, touched you with his finger tips on your chin. You instantly fell to the ground holding your face and rolled around. You sealed your inauguration to the Campaign for Real Football Hall of Shame when you took a peek at the referee by moving your hands slightly to see if he'd taken the bait.

Cheat!